So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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