I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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