just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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