I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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