I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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