their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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