hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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