if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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