Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
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She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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