that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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