We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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