bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
the day after is always just damage control
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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