we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Nicole vs. Life
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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