Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Randomize
