Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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