IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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