So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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