he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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