i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i don't like sucking hair
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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