You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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