If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
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my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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