Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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