you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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