id be glad to
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
My life is pants optional.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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