Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
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is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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