do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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