I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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