Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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