STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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