The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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