Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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