you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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