found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
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They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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