singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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