My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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