Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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