She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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