I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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