Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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