Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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