he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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