his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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