trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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