Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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