you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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