Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Less talking, more tequila
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
