God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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