Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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