I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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