I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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