Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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