I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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