just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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