Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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